Too touristy...Duff's would be a better choice.

Hernia DUAN:

Stupid Kinja — here's the pic.

These men are not amused. He was supposed to use one of their calls first.

Needs a bigger head on Bonds.

Grrr...

Grrr...

I blame James Harrison for this. Going after the big earth-shattering hit rather than the tackle. These players are simply too big, too fast, and too strong.

Nope. Big 10/12/soon to be 14 guy. Ohio State is my team.

People in Cleveland were speaking of Tebow today, apparently.

It's the Pac 12. Doesn't matter anyway.

Jim Harbaugh is a classic example of what my father once said about football coaches:

And she's always a woman to me.

Yep. And at 57, when he's bedridden after a heart attack and his fifth ulcer, he might have wanted to do things differently.

...and Bills fans are the weird, somewhat mentally unstable cousin who gets drunk on Labatt Blue and still wears Zubaz pants.

Well, it is New Jersey.

Response from the Jezebel-ites in six...five...four...

Nope. Indians fan. Don't really care who wins, because I don't care much for either the Red Sox or the Cardinals.

They do get Denver-Indy tonight. As does the rest of America.

Butthurt much, Samer? These are the two best teams this year.