They wouldn't look any sillier if they wore the dresses and black nylons.

Ah, yes. White liberal guilt. Since I am not a liberal, I do not have guilt on what my ancestors did. One of whom was a high-ranking Confederate official who died 130 years ago. His actions do not affect my own.

It could have been worse. Much worse.

Actually you're right, I haven't.

The grossest death I've ever seen on television.

You're confusing Iowa with Iowa State.

Let's Go Tribe! Looks crazy at the Jake tonight.

/signed, Michigan fan

Jerry Sandusky would like a...never mind.

Dallas Latos might be getting trolled, but she's got that Anna Benson crazy look about her, and the tats don't help.

Yeah. I was at the Monday Night game against the Dolphins in '92 when Kosar played the entire second half on a broken ankle. I noticed he was limping when he came out for the second half warmups.

I think the Reds were something like a 75-1 shot to sweep Oakland.

Yep. And I remember this. October 12, 1990. The Reds would sweep the A's in the World Series, the final game only eight days later.

How do we know that Kim Kardashianass is gonna keep all her money?

The WNBA has to move? Let's Celebrate!

Well, it's better than anything he ever did on MSNBC.

The Saints are a contender. The Dolphins right now have the best chance of eventually unseating the Patriots in the AFC East, but no one believes they are a Super Bowl team.

So this means they beat Tampa Bay tomorrow night? Yes!

Not me. Where have you been?

Dear Fellow Republican,