"That is not by any means, New York Giants football".

Too bad the Browns already played Miami.

Why should Wheeling care? They get the Pittsburgh stations on cable.

Mmmm...Kim Richards...I was nine years old back then.

A bit more recent, but one of my favorites. Keeps up with the Hawaii theme too.

Did Ohio State, Louisville, and Baylor all need to score 70 or more points today?

And that lil bastard grew up to have drug problems. He's 38 now and I have no idea if he is using or if he stayed clean after rehab.

If any of these parents called me I would laugh and hang up on them.

These parents apparently don't want to threaten their "precious little angels" chances of getting into Harvard, Cornell, etc.

Terrible officiating in this game. Just horrid. The officials are not supposed to be the story, Stripey.

It might be real. But then again, I think Jerry Springer is fake.

Keep winning, Indians.

I blame Jose Mesa. Without Fernandez, the Tribe isn't even there that year.

SanAndreas, you're right. That's what I get for not checking Wikipedia first.

It might be the young lady with the enormous rack that BYU has the bigger problem with.

Yes. And I find it impressive that Campbell Soup Co. v. Wentz was used (aka the Carrot Case). Every law student has studied Wentz.

I have been a practicing attorney for 19 years.

Hit the pennant-winning home run for the Indians in '97.

1) Don Drysdale. For the love of all that is holy, put him in Cooperstown.

Yes. Yes, you did.