Oh, no. I want Alabama served up on a pike.

What was that all about, you ask?

You deserve Olympic gold for that one. +1

Sorry, Steve Spurrier's busy.

The 1960 NFL Championship also involved a team from Wisconsin that was driving. Chuck Bednarik laid down on Jim Taylor, preventing him from getting up inside the Philadelphia 20 as time ran out and the Eagles beat the Packers, 17-13.

You didn't see his Bama tattoo.

Gotta go with Hochuli. Guy might be past sixty, but I can't discount those guns.

To be honest, I like the Ralph. I wrote in the WYTS Bills entry last year that the Ralph is what a football stadium should be.

Subliminal messaging for the NFL to place a team in Los Angeles.

That was a terrific ending!

Someone used this yesterday, but it seems appropriate here.

Fordham was a power decades ago. Vince Lombardi played for the Rams, and even their name was used for a new pro football franchise in Cleveland in 1937 (you may know them — the St. Louis Rams).

You won't, at least when you reach my age (44). But then you realize that the younger ones are far less interesting than the real women are. I wouldn't say you trade brains for beauty, but you see that there is far more to women than the way they look. The prettier they are, the more insufferable they tend to be.

I'm not a huge Louis CK fan, but he does say it well.

Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, Redd Foxx, and Eddie Murphy would like a word.

You know what makes me feel old? She's probably my age.

Oh, and by the way:

Kristin Cavallari would like a word.

I am a small-l libertarian, so I see the irony.

These are the same people who probably complain about Howard Stern to the FCC.