I've been to Candlestick. I wouldn't go into the surrounding neighborhood. Since the new 49ers stadium in Santa Clara is next to an amusement park, maybe there's an Applebee's across the street.

I did think of Seattle after I posted, so yes. Other than that, most NFL stadiums are in a sea of parking or outside of center-city areas.

Nothing screams "inferiority complex" like thousands of chubby-faced, rosy-cheeked mid-westerners donning the ketchup and mustard and cramming their faces full of ribs at 10am on a Sunday and then bragging about the greatest tailgate in the country.

Purdue? There's a reason you've been to one Rose Bowl in my lifetime.

Heh heh...forgot about that one. Even if I am much closer to 49 than 18.

I can't even imagine the kind of human despair that goes on at that place.

"He's a good boy. He would never do this."

Ask Jay Leno next year when he will be 64, and new at Fox.

My Dad spent six years of his childhood around Corvallis and Albany.

Good point, so we're cool.

How does this 67 year old doctor have the body of a 30 year old?

The Ohio State football helmets?

because living in Eastern Oregon will do that to you.

God forgive me, I laughed. +1.

Yes. Yes I do.

I dunno — I think Gorilla Rilla is kind of cool. But I also think that Paul from "The Electric Company" would like the suit back.

Your team also has two Super Bowl titles in the past six years. Be appreciative.

Mr. Bayless hopes to see a game in the Kingdome later this season.

The greatest home run ever. You knew LA was going to win the Series after that.

You are correct. I should have clarified, but the Yankees would still be out a significant chunk of change, minus the insurance payout.