By the way, I've been to the Tampa area. It's nothing but strip malls and lizards.

And the other major college in the same state has a beaver for their mascot.

"Amateurs".

Knew that. In fact, I knew a guy in college who was from Seymour, IN and who knew John Mellencamp's parents.

In New York City, the media would set the place on fire and piss on what's left.

In all honesty, Drew could run this one.

HOOSIERS HOOSIERS HOOSIERS JIMMY CHITWOOD SMALL TOWNS JOHN MELLENCAMP

Too soon, man.

It's all good. Giambi hit a bomb to center to beat the White Sox tonight (yes, he's still around).

Honestly, I thought it was the other way around. I thought the Dolphins stole the song from the Oilers.

Skynet, and thus Chris Kluwe, has become self-aware.

It took me a minute to see the mountain lion. I know they are mostly nocturnal, but that was a nice sight.

That animal was huge and I didn't want to guess wrong.

Elk or moose at 1:50?

If the Texans had reclaimed the nickname Oilers, maybe it would have been a different story.

"Wait, why didn't I think of that?"

Ugh...yes.

No, no. We burn couches. Get it right.

I practice law in Cleveland.

I knew her mother, years ago, before Amanda was kidnapped. Even met Amanda once, when she was about 10 or so.