I maintain that, even though Carrey is a decent dramatic actor, people don't want to see him do drama (except for The Truman Show, which is more of a dramedy).

It's Friday night. Kid Leo used to play this one right before 6:00 P.M. on WMMS back in the 70s and 80s.

My guesses:

Yeah, it's true. Centerville is outside of Dayton. Had friends who moved there when I was a kid — ironically, knew people in college from Centerville who knew the people years later.

Ugh — I'm a Bruins fan. I don't want to be reminded, but thanks anyway.

Sharknado's on again.

Barkley's a lot smarter than people have given him credit for. For what it's worth, I think he's right on this issue. His frankness has gotten him criticized, but it has made him stand apart from other ex-athlete talking heads.

Insensitive? Yes. A-holes? Most definitely.

Too bad Vevo blocked it, but yes. Did you see the 30th anniversary cover?

There is minor league baseball tonight. The Triple A all star game is in Reno, but the lower leagues are available at milb.com if you absolutely have to get your baseball fix one day early.

Thank you for posting the Slade version. It's the only one I'll listen to.

The commentariat over at Jezebel deserves every last bit of the snark.

Incorrect. They were in the Big 12 last season. The losses were to Texas Tech, Kansas State, OK State, TCU, and Oklahoma.

So much win here.

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It's not Jose Canseco, who is the absolute gold standard on Twitter, but...wow.

So many good ones, and I chuckle at this one.

The rushing yards should indeed be considered, but my point was that once the Mountaineers started losing — and once the Aggies had their monumental upset of Alabama — it's like Geno Smith didn't even exist after that. The college football media, specifically ESPN, started promoting Johnny Football relentlessly, and…

Um, Adrien, I think you will want that 80 bucks back when you're 35 and living in a van down by the river.

Well, after seven innings and a guy on the field, I remembered why I don't like the All-Star Game.