Zola Budd would like a word.

I will see your Feelin' Good Again and raise you one Front Porch Song.

Oh good Lord. +1

Hell, I'm pushing forty-five and love a good fart joke.

Stephen A. Smith, such as he is, confirmed that Howard is headed for Houston.

To clarify, I honestly don't like the F-word and don't use it myself, but I started hearing in on the playground when I was about six years old.

It's Liberal Guilt.

I have a question.

Because Deadspin likes to make me angry.

My question is, Why? I know I've been preaching the gospel of Yuengling here, but it is available in Western New York.

He shouldn't be mad. Yuengling is available in Maryland.

Absolutely correct. I used to love the Rock.

I have seen Coors Extra Gold here in the Cleveland area, but not for a while.

Grain Belt PremiumYuengling Lager is America's finest cheap beer.

Yuengling is pretty much the only beer I drink nowadays. I'm very glad it's available in Ohio.

I would convince the Browns to take him. Because he never would have been heard from again.

I missed the move of Xavier University from Cincinnati to Portsmouth, Ohio. As well as the University of Connecticut moving to Springfield, Massachusetts.

Maybe it's because I went to Fordham, but I just don't get college football.

So Slim Thug is a libertarian rapper?

Been to San Francisco, beautiful city. But I have relatives in the Bay Area and I see what they pay in taxes, housing, etc.