Fawlty Towers would like a word with you. And with Michael Douglas.

I'm thinking chewing tobacco. Screw you, Michael Douglas.

Because it was the same film as the first one. I read the reviews that said largely the same thing, talked to friends, and decided it wasn't necessary.

Manti Te'o would like a word with you.

It's not just that there are more Bob Evans. I've been to IHOPs and Waffle Houses, and Bob Evans blows both of them away.

My answer is neither one.

Never been to the Hustler, but I am familiar with his neighborhood, as well as the Flats, which are finally getting revitalized — we hope.

Oh damn. +1

Detroit Tigers? Hell, any team in Detroit?

Hey now, I've never met the man.

Not a bad idea, but it won't do any good.

I've heard of this place.

I think Clinton smoked quite a bit more pot than he let on. He knew that even in the early 90s that such a revelation would kill his chances of being President.

Watch the early episodes of The Price is Right on YouTube and compare them to today.

President Obama admitted in Dreams of My Father that he used cocaine when he was in his late teens. And I am convinced that President Bush the Younger did nose candy in his younger, wilder years, along with marijuana, alcohol, etc.

Canadian football-themed cakes are 10% larger than American ones.

/counts four anal sex jokes

I wonder where Samer went to college. Stanford? Columbia? The place where douches go to die, Hah-vahd?

Too soon. He ruined her career.

Dang. Everybody wants to rule the world.