I did. And regretted it.

Isn't Newcastle more famous for its bar fights (and its beer) than its soccer team?

This is why Baltimore shouldn't have nice things.

The blackout saved the Super Bowl. It broke the Ravens' momentum, otherwise, we were looking at a 45-13 snoozefest.

It certainly didn't look like it was.

NFL = Need For Lights.

True. Blyleven had some good years with the Indians, who were mediocre at best. 19-7 in '84 (3rd in the Cy Young balloting) for a 75 win team.

Moss yes, no on T.O.

Rams: Bye-bye, St. Louis. We're going back to L.A.

Agreed...gee, Gawker forgot to mention something. What a news flash.

Wow. I got it right away. +1

Sometimes, you just know when it's over. Driver's production was way down and it's obvious that he was setting himself up for post-football with the Dancing with the Stars gig. I could easily see Donald Driver becoming a color commentator or better yet, America's favorite commercial pitchman.

John Elway, Jim Kelly, Tony Eason, and Ken O'Brien would all like a word with you.

Did the bar have a fire exit?

Kitchen, for the food and water, but it's also where I keep my briefcase.

Wow. True, too. +1

Is the game scheduled for next year? I could swear that this is the last year for the Hawaii contract. If so, this could be our last chance to make fun of the Pro Bowl.

I thought most major leaguers lived someplace warm and tax-free, like Florida or Vegas.

It's 2013. There are a LOT of humorless bores out there.

Was trying to go with a Vic Morrow losing his head over this joke, but I just couldn't.