That's a huge insult. Expect a detention note from the comment ninja and a trip to the principal's office.

Journalistic integrity, no. Snark, yes.

Biased am I? Yes. At least I admit it.

SNARK ALERT!

Terrific. It took a couple of minutes, but that was terrific.

DNP-old

If he has kids, he may need to pay child support. That could be one reason to head to the NFL and get paid.

We can blame Simmons for a lot of things. It's part of what makes the Internet great.

I have a hard time considering Tressel a celebrity. As far as Miles is concerned, agree 100%. Take another look at my post.

The NHL's Southern Strategy has failed.

As a Cleveland fan, I'm not. Right now, anyway.

In part because the first 14 or so generations lived a lot longer than 55 years.

So Drew, you hate Notre Dame?

I was actually in Michigan City this past June. That town consists of three parts in 2012: hood, Indiana Dunes, and casino.

You are thinking of Liberty University when you say the school believes the world is 5000 years old. Wrong branch of Christianity.

No wonder drinking water from a hotel room tap tastes like shit. I'm bringing my Vikings pint glass with me everywhere I go from now on.

Big Dawg is not nearly as interesting once he stopped drinking and lost all the weight.

I was going to say Mike Greenberg, but he sits next to someone who's loud and beefy.

Why can't they be like NBC and do all 80s sounders?

Yeah, pretty much.