What if you eat it like a taco?

Good seh-nop-sis

Most definitely

Gotta close those tip box lids

well said!

Ugh, dust in your mouth sounds really unappetizing. 

They kinda looked like the 350 mL wine bottles (like the ones they sell on Amtrak trains or at Trader Joe’s for expensive wines).

Just look at these numbers!

I bought the book because of this comment

This is a thing! The only time I’ve ever worn a lab coat was when we had ‘important visitors’ that expected scientists to be doing science in white coats with test tubes and shit.

Polyester? The guests don’t pay 40 grand a day for anachronisms!

How do you pronounce “Maryland”?

Agreed - a real teacher would be shown working constantly (or drunk... or both).

That’s a common teacher term, actually!

Yeah, my high school biology teacher didn’t believe in evolution haha

No, but I did teach chemistry last year. Fun fact, none of my kids had ever seen Breaking Bad.

Man, teachers say “bell-to-bell” all the time.

• I’m not familiar enough with high school academia, but a fired Harvard philosophy professor can’t just waltz into a school and begin teaching a subject in which they have no experience, correct? You’d think he’d be teaching community college or something. While A.P. Bio’s pilot has proven itself blessedly allergic to…

I’m seein’ triple here!

This is the best possible description