Well, as much as I (and many others) would like to continue bashing Apple over this, gotta give credit where credit’s due. About-Face or not, how many multi-billion dollar companies (for whatever reason) can actually do a quick turn-around and admit a mistake and do the opposite of what they set out to do?

Here's the parody version in Hokkien-dialect (Singapore)

Wahahhaaa.... Priceless!

"There is NO BATHROOM!" WWWWWWWWWWW

For anyone interested in Starflight, there's a fan-made "sequel" called "Starflight - The Lost Colony" found here: https://sites.google.com/site/starflighttlc/home

People who played a lot of WoW seem to kinda jive well with this game, and a lot of my friends (and me) who have never played WoW or rejected its overall structure found D3 a little hard to swallow.

Everything was meh until you said: "...they've got the most powerful weapon in the Universe, and they're not happy."