I would like to take this opportunity to plug Herbal Essences Naked Cleansing Conditioner. My hair used to be a dry unmanageable mess, but Naked made it long and strong and gorgeous at like 1/8th of the price of Wen. Eventually I switched birth control and the hormonal shift made my hair too greasy so I had to go back…

Chechnya’s not a country, dude. As much as it would like not to be, it’s still definitely part of Russia. There was this big civil war over it in the ‘90s? It was on the news almost every day for a couple of years? Ring any bells?