I sold mine on eBay last week for $12. It was missing the SIM card tray but it was working and I threw in a USB cable.

You can have my iPhone SE when you pry it’s compact, sensible form figure from my single hand that I use to type on it.

Time to let their man buns down and CELEBRATE!!!

Wow that is a great deal. I have 5 strands of mini incandescent bulbs that may be 20+ years old. I’d replace them if offered LEDs, but I don’t live near Chicago.

Wow that is a great deal. I have 5 strands of mini incandescent bulbs that may be 20+ years old. I’d replace them if…

Those stories were the most bizarre things I found on the Internet in 1991.

Two whales, one net. 

Now THAT mod is a NP.

Don’t fret. I’m sure the executives will still receive their bonuses.

Compassion is perceived as weakness. Everything is to be viewed in absolutes these days.

Do you have a link for these utensils? I’d like to bring them to work.

If I wanted a tiny smartphone with terrible battery life, I’d get an iPhone SE.

My town sends me Nixle “alerts” to announce the Mayor’s summer concert and the Christmas tree lighting. I’m so tired of the constant text messages via Nixle, I’m afraid I may ignore it if a pressing public safety crisis arose.

I believe that storage in the new Mini isn’t upgradeable, unfortunately.

My wacky right-wing relatives are already eating this up on social media.

EWR is a $15 Lyft ride from my house and $10 from my office. United Airlines sucks and flights are often delayed but getting to LGA or JFK from the west side of the Hudson River can be a long, expensive 2-hr slog. I’ll take Newark Liberty even with its flaws.

Lifehacker forgot to include the dog shit strategy last month when discussing how to score free booze on a plane: https://skillet.lifehacker.com/how-to-get-free-drinks-on-a-plane-1829991518

A wise rich lawyer once told me he could bill you at $300/hour for suing that ham sandwich.

My mom always told me as a kid that coffee would stunt my growth. Maybe she was correct as I am the tallest person in my family.

Usually local, county or state political parties will offer free rides to the polls on Election Day. Just gotta find the campaign office phone number.

I was discussing this with my 15 year old son. The only time I smacked him is when he mouthed off to me at age 5. Now we joke how shocked we both were when it happened. Kid’s still a wiseass though ;-)