Ugh...high school flashback (or is it blackout)?

I enjoy The Botanist on ice with a twist.

I run the office lottery pools if that helps ;-)

It keeps curious peeping toms away.

Homemade cream of mushroom soup is absolutely delicious. 

I love my mom but for the past 35 years she insists on heating everything in the microwave for at least twice as long as necessary. It’s gotten to the point where I just dump some icecubes in the soup that she has reheated for me before I even taste it.

Everyone I know who owns a tablet uses it for perusing social media, watching Netflix and little else.

I once had a secretary who would enter my office and tell me loudly that my “appointment” is here, giving me an excuse to get off of the phone.

Isn’t free parking guaranteed by the Constitution? I think the amendment was added in 1956.

My Thanksgiving go-to dessert has been cranberry-blueberry pie. I don’t have the recipe handy but I believe that the filling is made thusly:

Three of the previous cars I owned were 10+ years old and had 100,000 miles on it. My current DD has 215k miles on it and the only maintenance it needed in 2018 were oil changes and a new starter. Rust destroys my cars before anything under the hood dies.

I figure a person who could afford to own a Tesla could certainly afford to park in a garage.

I have no idea what that job title means but I live on the east coast and I am a reasonably intelligent fellow. I am also a snarky Internet commentator. 

I’m a gin drinker here...prefer London Dry. I definitely dig Bluecoat Gin from Philadelphia.

I love Death’s Door! I’ve been able to find it quite easily here in the Northeast.

I’ve been to a few Irish wakes where drunken brawls have broken out right next to the deceased. 

Funerals cost north of $10,000 and millennials don’t have that kind of money. 

You can take my older iPhone when you pry it’s innovative form factor from my comfortable hands.

My SE is running iOS 12.1 just fine. The OS and its apps drain my battery very quickly though.