Barebones FiOS Internet is selling for $70/month. Verizon is offering me Internet, phone and TV for $80/month.

I love fall, pumpkins, mums, cornstalks and leaves but I think covering one’s property in fake cobwebs and headless, bloodied plastic corpses is too macabre for my taste. Thanksgiving is excellent AF because I love to eat.

Just like today I spent way too much time on the Web in 1999 and I enjoyed the Blair Witch website.

My 20098 Mini has 8 GB of RAM and a 512 GB SSD and it’s slow but adequate for Web Browsing, listening to music and MS Office. I can even use it to stream video to my Chromecast (but not to my Apple TV...stupid Apple).

I thought the last upgrade able Mini was 2012?

I’ve stopped watching national news on TV and even on the radio. I’ve been listening to more music instead. There’s plenty of good tunes out there.

National Stop the Bullshit Day is November 19.

 I get more excited for the Puppy Bowl than the actual Super Bowl.

I love horror films but not torture porn flicks like Saw. The author of this article doesn’t touch on that distinction.

Bros gonna bro.

Those members would toss those postcards right in the trash.

This dystopian workplace would make a great Netflix series.

Can I send you my resume? You sound like a sane boss.

Canada is the only grown-up left in North America, so please explain away.

Well some people yelled at Mitch McConnell in a restaurant so BOTH SIDES.

I see them everywhere in NYC, where everyone parallel parks about 1/2 inch from each other. I just drive an ancient crapbox around so I DGAF if my bumpers get scuffed.

Or funeral parlors.

Nah, he sounds like someone who holds a liberal arts degree (note, I am a broke AF college grad w/a liberal arts degree).

Every time I purchased a new car the salesman would compare different manufacturer incentives and offer me the best one.

In the 1990s I owned Subarus and Audis that were less than reliable. However, the Audi repair costs were exponentially greater than those of my Subie.