My gut tells me we won’t hear anything about this caravan after November 7.

The mall package is a $25,000 add-on.

I honestly enjoyed my last visit to WDW immensely, but the die-hard Disney fanatics creep me out a little.

Nothing The Mouse charges at its theme parks can be considered “nominal.”

I don’t know if wages have increased by comparable amounts since 1998, however.

I knew that my crazy uncle wasn’t writing that because it wasn’t in ALL CAPS.

He’s a stain on my alma mater.

Are we discussing gun control or astrophysics?

God, gays and guns motivate a lot of people to vote. That’s how you get Ted Cruz.

Does this book have any advice for playing records backwards? Because that was some cool shit. \m/

My 2000 Frontier wouldn’t move from my driveway one morning. The transmission was shot. I asked my mechanic to take the pickup away. One year later I saw the Frontier driving by my office. I was happy that it received a new lease on life.

I read the Star-Ledger too about Rutgers’ insane athletic department subsidy and how it eliminated numerous sports like swimming and crew to chase gridiron glory. I miss the days along the banks of the Old Raritan when Colgate or Villanova came to town.

We need Joe Strummer now more than ever.

I don’t like messing up my car’s interior (or my clothes) by eating in my car, so I avoid the drive-thru entirely.

Good grief. I earn 3x what your niece makes and there’s no way I’d ever be able to afford a new Grand Cherokee unless I moved out of my house and lived in the Jeep. 

This. i don’t like equipment packages that make me buy 10+ options I don’t want to get the one I do.

I can’t recall most of my dreams but every few weeks I will have dreams where I return to a certain (fictional) place that is really an amalgam of places I’ve visited in real life. It’s pretty cool because I have different adventures in these imaginary locales inspired by real places.

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