As the parent of a teen, apparently, “’smoking in the boys room’ has been replaced with ‘vaping in the boys room.’”

$15/hour would go much further in flyover country than in major coastal metropolitan areas.

That maybe true but Toyota is selling a ton of those vehicles right now.

I enjoy Instagram because my feed - unlike other prominent social media apps - is mostly free of politics. I still wish I could view my friend’s posts chronologically rather than getting stuck with IG’s silly algorithm.

Like Waze and Apple Maps, I’d like Google Maps to display the speed limit of the road I am traveling on. Sometimes speed limit signs aren’t posted and I fear that a local cop is going to pull me over.

This sounds like the most 2018 news story of the year.

C’mon, this isn’t hard to figure out.

My office ran a week-long flu shot clinic and bombarded us with e-mails promoting the event. There was no cost for the vaccination, which is also covered by our health insurance and can also be obtained for free at any participating pharmacy.

Thank you Jon Lovitz for reminding fans that fighting is not allowed in the bleachers.

Around 10 years ago, I purchased a used Weight Watchers point calculator on eBay and tracked my points with it. No need to pay a monthly fee. I soon learned that WW was all about portion control (I was eating waaaayy too much food during my day) and I lost a moderate amount of weight pretty quickly, even saving points…

The current generation Pilot looks dull AF. Prefer the box to the melted candy bar.

The only local drivers who still ride at 55 are New Yorkers camped out in the left lane of the Garden State Parkway.

These anecdotes have been with us for thousands of years. I’m reminded of Odysseus’ dog, Argos, in Homer’s Odyssey, who recognizes his master in disguise (even though humans fail to spot Odysseus) after 20 years of being away. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argos_(dog)

Womp womp.

I got to vote for him in the Presidential primary in 1992 :-)

Yeah but then the bankruptcy lawyers will be upset. Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the lawyers!

Same here. “Show best tweets first” has been unchecked on my account for ages, yet I constantly need to scroll past tweets that are 12+ hours old to find current information that I really care about.

Often “save some money” and “have some fun” are mutually exclusive. I didn’t save any money in my 20s because I was too busy having fun :-/

NJT passenger coaches have bathrooms, yes, and as you can imagine, they are not very sanitary places.