I enjoy The Botanist on ice with a twist.

I once had a secretary who would enter my office and tell me loudly that my “appointment” is here, giving me an excuse to get off of the phone.

Isn’t free parking guaranteed by the Constitution? I think the amendment was added in 1956.

My Thanksgiving go-to dessert has been cranberry-blueberry pie. I don’t have the recipe handy but I believe that the filling is made thusly:

Three of the previous cars I owned were 10+ years old and had 100,000 miles on it. My current DD has 215k miles on it and the only maintenance it needed in 2018 were oil changes and a new starter. Rust destroys my cars before anything under the hood dies.

I figure a person who could afford to own a Tesla could certainly afford to park in a garage.

I’m a gin drinker here...prefer London Dry. I definitely dig Bluecoat Gin from Philadelphia.

I love Death’s Door! I’ve been able to find it quite easily here in the Northeast.

I’ve been to a few Irish wakes where drunken brawls have broken out right next to the deceased. 

Funerals cost north of $10,000 and millennials don’t have that kind of money. 

I love fall, pumpkins, mums, cornstalks and leaves but I think covering one’s property in fake cobwebs and headless, bloodied plastic corpses is too macabre for my taste. Thanksgiving is excellent AF because I love to eat.

I’ve stopped watching national news on TV and even on the radio. I’ve been listening to more music instead. There’s plenty of good tunes out there.

National Stop the Bullshit Day is November 19.

 I get more excited for the Puppy Bowl than the actual Super Bowl.

I love horror films but not torture porn flicks like Saw. The author of this article doesn’t touch on that distinction.

Bros gonna bro.

Those members would toss those postcards right in the trash.

I see them everywhere in NYC, where everyone parallel parks about 1/2 inch from each other. I just drive an ancient crapbox around so I DGAF if my bumpers get scuffed.

Or funeral parlors.

Nah, he sounds like someone who holds a liberal arts degree (note, I am a broke AF college grad w/a liberal arts degree).