Every time I purchased a new car the salesman would compare different manufacturer incentives and offer me the best one.

In the 1990s I owned Subarus and Audis that were less than reliable. However, the Audi repair costs were exponentially greater than those of my Subie.

My gut tells me we won’t hear anything about this caravan after November 7.

The mall package is a $25,000 add-on.

I don’t know if wages have increased by comparable amounts since 1998, however.

I knew that my crazy uncle wasn’t writing that because it wasn’t in ALL CAPS.

He’s a stain on my alma mater.

God, gays and guns motivate a lot of people to vote. That’s how you get Ted Cruz.

Does this book have any advice for playing records backwards? Because that was some cool shit. \m/

My 2000 Frontier wouldn’t move from my driveway one morning. The transmission was shot. I asked my mechanic to take the pickup away. One year later I saw the Frontier driving by my office. I was happy that it received a new lease on life.

I read the Star-Ledger too about Rutgers’ insane athletic department subsidy and how it eliminated numerous sports like swimming and crew to chase gridiron glory. I miss the days along the banks of the Old Raritan when Colgate or Villanova came to town.

We need Joe Strummer now more than ever.

I don’t like messing up my car’s interior (or my clothes) by eating in my car, so I avoid the drive-thru entirely.

Good grief. I earn 3x what your niece makes and there’s no way I’d ever be able to afford a new Grand Cherokee unless I moved out of my house and lived in the Jeep. 

This. i don’t like equipment packages that make me buy 10+ options I don’t want to get the one I do.

That maybe true but Toyota is selling a ton of those vehicles right now.

Thank you Jon Lovitz for reminding fans that fighting is not allowed in the bleachers.

Around 10 years ago, I purchased a used Weight Watchers point calculator on eBay and tracked my points with it. No need to pay a monthly fee. I soon learned that WW was all about portion control (I was eating waaaayy too much food during my day) and I lost a moderate amount of weight pretty quickly, even saving points…