I practice niksen all day at the office. It’s when I go home I get frazzled and busy!

+1 MAGA for you.

+1 Stairways to Heaven.

When reading the headline, I though this post was going to be about used Tacomas.

When my now-teenage son was an infant he crawled in the cat’s litter box and was having a good time digging away.

She worked several part-time jobs at her father’s investment bank to afford this Jeep.

You’re fortunate. $50k/year wouldn’t even buy a studio apt. in my neck of the woods. The average property tax bill is $10k/year (Northeast US).

You get all of my stars for the day.

I know just the cops for the case...

My cops would have been suspended with pay and then got their union chiropractor to claim that they are injured due to their job and need to retire on a disability pension. In a few weeks they’d cash out their unused sick and vacation days for six figures, buy a boat and move to Florida.

I visit Pittsburgh from the NYC area and I really think that your traffic is much worse than what I encounter back home.

That’s just a pile of laundry!

Our local cops and firefighters cash out unused sick days when they retire - usually in their mid-40s. They usually get six-figure payouts and call the funds “boat money” because lots of them use the dollars to buy a boat. I guess that’s my my property tax bill was $12,000 last year :-(

Is working while sick an American phenomenon? I have too many friends who brag to me about their 70 hour work weeks and working through illness like it’s a badge of honor. It’s a strange thing to be proud of.

The guy in the cube next to me has sounded like he’s knocking on death’s door all week.

Jerseyans act that way behind the wheel because New York drivers are cruising along at 55 mph in the passing lane of the Garden State Parkway. “Keep Right Except to Pass” is a foreign concept to New Yorkers ;-)

I’ve wanted to be an Alpha Phi since I was fucking in high school and nobody fucking understands how much I love Alpha Phi.

Sorry for the loss of your pal. <3

That voice pops into my head with the simple mention of the phrase “Raceway Park.” Along with Crazy Eddie (“his prices are INSAAAAANNNEE!!!”) those were the days of awesome radio commercials.

I thought E-town referred to Elizabeth, NJ.