I learned to say “no” more as I got older, and that meant volunteering a lot less. Having more control over my time has helped my mental state tremendously and cut down on stress.

Is that what the kids call “meta” these days?

Walking around topless with curse words scrawled across your body? IDK if it is going to sway any opinions.

a MLB player would be out for the entire season.

This game looks like it was designed for the Commodore 64.

This would make an awesome add-on to GTA V.

If you wish to drink on Amtrak, pack a small flask of your favorite liquor. The cafe car attendant will gladly give you a cup of ice if that is your thing. Bourbon or whiskey also mixes well with Amtrak coffee.

I was thinking of this past Jezebel article:

Hmmmm....where does “maintenance sex” fall under “enthusiastic consent”?

To keep on the safe side of things, it’s probably best to throw away any packets that are beyond their “optimal flavor” point (unless it’s a survival situation).

Money doesn’t necessarily buy you happiness, but it certainly can buy options.

The stupidest thing I ever did was pay $6,000 for a 7 year old Audi 100. I think I put my mechanic’s kids through college for the next 18 months.

Usually half the congregation is drunk during Midnight Mass.

I was a lector and Eucharistic minister at my old parish. The pastor was very sociable and chatty and would talk to me during Mass up on the altar. During Mass one day, he wished me a happy birthday.

Too easy.

or the Mayor of a North Jersey town who gave himself a $51,000 raise after cutting his predecessor’s salary.

When people would ask my partner and I when we will start having children we say to each other, “I dunno dear, how about tonight?”

Sorry. No elf. That thing is creepy as fuck. I am reminded of this polyester-stuffed demon...

Knowing our luck, the Ranger will cost $35k and have loads of standard features we don’t want.

I’d like to be able to buy any 4x4 pickup for under $25k. Those Tacomas and Colorado cost as much as a luxury SUV.