I had no idea that Dominicans could be racist towards their darker-skinned brothers until I spent a week traveling around the rural countryside with some Dominican-Americans a decade ago. I was sitting in the stands at a baseball game in Neyba and my Dominican hosts pointed to three girls with obvious African features…

The price for most used Tacos is insane.

My favorite....”put it in ‘H’”!

Fine with me. It keeps the resale value down so I can buy another nice Chevy truck. And it pisses off my right-wing relatives.

Because FREEDOM, that’s why.

“Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!”

Fuck Nancy Grace.

I think I did this to my dick when I was 12 and couldn’t keep my hands off of the thing.

Squirting is lots of fun. My GF was embarrassed the first time she squirted in my presence but now we celebrate the “wet spot” on the bed (or desk, sofa, tabletop, car seat. etc.) as a badge of honor and enjoy discussing it afterwards.

We always have a good post-coital laugh together when that happens. Fun times!!!

TMI but my GF can always have a vaginal orgasm if I am penetrating her vigorously with my fingers and stimulating the soft spot at the top of her vaginal wall. She’ll often direct me what location feels best. Via penetration, it happens about 20% of the time, and she states that if she elevates her pelvis (we often…

Japan’s answer to the Aztek.

Flash running on a Chrome browser.

I’m a guy and I am filled with the urge to kick the asses of all of the pervs in these stories. They’re upsetting me.

On the other hand, my now ex-spouse started to make fun of me for my interest in hobbies I’ve enjoyed long before this individual entered the picture. When I expressed concern about this, I was sent packing :/

Sometimes I hate the Internet for giving attention to these assholes.

My money is on Madysyn.

When I heard the term “sexy ladybugs” I was reminded of former GOP Senate candidate Christine O’Donnell.

I think the “boom” you heard was Billy Corgan’s career bottoming out.

Discretion is the better part of valor. But not here.