United should have just gotten a rental car for their employees that needed to get to Louisville for the next day. It’s a 4.5-5.5 hour drive according to Google maps.

Jesus, I’ve never seen Mark Davis’ profile. It looks like he cut off his own nose to spite his haircut.

Mark Davis’s haircut is the most distracting thing on the internet

It’s like a tiny microshock to the brain

First Take a Bunch of Painkillers

The last thing the NBA wants to do is potentially offend the celebrity worshipping casual fan.

Next guy - man, when all the guys thought they were Pistol Pete.

“A huge Vandy boner”

It used to be better when he was simulcast on YES—-he’d spend two hours bashing ESPN “sources”, despite him using espn.com on his computer any time he needed to look something up.

Always got to love the dead air for 30 seconds and Mike humming as we have to wait for him to look up stuff on his phone. He never disappoints.

“ Im gonna give it to you straight. Both teams have players...some have been injured on both teams im sure. Uhh whether these teams have played or not, it doesnt matter. they both had schedules and they had to complete them. Whoever proves to be the better team should take it, unless its an upset.”

To the world’s detriment, there is only one Liam Neesons.

His pants don’t seem big enough for his, what I must assume are, gigantic balls.

so you’re saying he’s leaving the Mets organization?

This guy definitely walks away from explosions without looking back.

When the Browns were 0-3 I saw the possibility of a winless season and starting betting on them to lose. Over a three month period, my initial investment of $300 had grown to $304.61 before that crushing Week 16 victory against the Chargers left me penniless.

Moore should feel lucky only missing one play, most players get four games if they take a hit from Bud.

It’s quite illegal by the letter of the NFL rule book, but Steelers fans can’t read, so this was inevitable.

You think that was clean? I’d hate to see your kitchen.

I feel like so many radio host’s just go into every call with that hostile attitude and act like every caller is an asshole for calling. It really pisses me off.

“What’s The Point?” captures the point of the whole Mike Francesa experience.