“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

I think the rule should be that eligible receivers need to put on a pair of khakis.

Still salty from the playoff game I see. Belichick is not only renting space in Harbaugh’s head, he’s rearranged the furniture and painted the walls in Patriots colors.

“During a time when the American family started to fall apart, one man decided to pull his back together. Watch the amazing story of a baseball player who decided the real American past-time — was time with his son.”

Sox aren’t going to come across well here, even if this kid sucks. I mean my god, this is practically a Kevin Costner movie already.

“We’re not big on school. I told my wife, ‘He’s going to learn a lot more useful information in the clubhouse than he will in the classroom, as far as life lessons.’ “

This is such bullshit.

It’s the middle of March, and this kid is going to Spring Training with his dad everyday? Aren’t kids this young supposed to be in some sort of school setting?

Good old, Barry. Just casually sockin dingers with the fellas. Enjoying his totally genuine foray into coaching with zero ulterior motives relating to improving his Hall Of Fame standing. Chilling with the guys like the everyman.

You mean “One thing is Clear...”

Dinger-socking contest? Looks like a case for... Chris Paul!

One thing is certain: among 51-year-old hitters, Bonds is clearly the cream of the crop.

If Iowa would have won theirs would have said “COW LOVE” and “BOVINE DESIGN.”

Warn about the pooping, Kevin...THE POOPING

I guarantee that you will make that money back many times over by lowered health care costs throughout your lifetime and increased productivity, so that’s pretty cool.

The parody becomes even more on-point when you learn he wasn’t paid for this.

The rain, the overcast, the eerie looking chapel in the background, the solitude. I can’t handle it. I’m not built for this.

Whoops Dreams

The Error Up There

Beach - check....Surfing - check....rappelling - check. Did Washington DC get moved to California when I wasn't looking?! Great weather for all that crap....