I love that the other guy used OVERHAND punches to hit him in the head. So great, I’ve never seen a punch so ridiculous.

That’s a triple play when there was no force on at any base. And it was 4-5-4. Amazing.

A runner on second or third with nobody out must make sure the ball is not caught on the fly before taking off for third. Nobody is on first, there is no force. There is no excuse for this. They taught me this in little league. It wasn’t a hit and run, the runners thought the ball was over the second baseman’s head,…

Hard to claim incompetent baserunning there.

This comment was done the right way.

WHY DO YOU HATE THE CARDINALS JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE THE PUREST EXPRESSION OF BASEBALL, OF AMERICA AND OF GOD’S GRACE TOWARD MAN?!? WHY DEADSPIN WHY?

nb4 “We hit into triple plays the right way.”

Great. I’m talking about the fact that she didn’t have the common decency to wait until he was done.

No. Great Britain is an island, Ireland is a different island. The United Kingdom includes Northern Ireland, thus its full name: the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Ireland (the country) is not part of Britain or the UK.

Damn, Alesha just hit the “X” DURING his dance? That’s fucked up. Fuck Alesha. Do your thing Dylan.

That’s messed up, Tim. Why are you spoiling the article that Screamer will post tomorrow whenever Haisley feels like getting around to it? You think we want to talk about soccer the day it happens or something?

For the clicks.

Blaze Riorden. Don’t sleep on that last name giving the full effect.

Couldn't you find a grainier, less viewable video? I mean, it's almost possible to make that out.

As a formerly fat lacrosse goalie (formerly lacrosse, not formerly fat unfortunately) this potential opportunity was always whispered between goalie teammates as the Holy Grail of goaltending.

Fat guy goalie lacrosse goal trumps fat guy touchdown.

So this begs the question: Is this better than a fat guy touchdown?

“How are you gonna celebrate tonight, Blaze?”

Worst. Goal call. Ever.

With that goal, Blaze hoped to finally win the affection of his father, Nitro.