"Pirouettes like Nureyev?" That's pretty fucking obscure for today's audience, Ray.

"UHH! UNNHHHHHHHH! He's regul-ier than a payphone, and twice as deadly! Here with this control that is absolutely bamboozling! He could absolutely brain a dozen live rattlesnakes with his feet."

I used to work in radio, and can still do a lot of voices, though I worked with some guys who are true masters, but nobody gets as consistently close to random folks as Caliendo does. Most guys who do voices tend to stick to the same crew - Reagan, Clinton, George Burns, Nicholson, Arnold, Shatner, etc... - the whole…

HOT TAKEZ: I dislike Jay Cutler because he sucks at QB and cost my team a ton of money with not a lot of return, but think he would be basically a normal guy otherwise who gets a bad rap for essentially having the male version of Resting Bitch Face and a reality tv wife.

This guy is freaking weird. Why the only times I've seen him smile is when he signed his contract, and when he got benched?

This is all basically due to resting bitch face.

Jay Cutler is coming off as something of a mature adult right now.

As a Broncos fan, I still think he can eat a bag of dicks.

Cutler throws out compliment to reporter. Misses by five yards.

It's almost as if being relieved of all his work responsibilities combined with already being financially set for life lifted some sort of weight off his chest!

OMG there are more of them? HAHAHAHHAHAAHAH. wow. Checks internets, you are correct sir. Casey "Hot Pickles" Clausen was the man at UT from 2000-2003.

I meant in the Super Bowl era, but I didn't say that, so I owe the Luckman family an apology.

I think UT owes you a refund

Pretty sure that's what they said when he left Denver too. Funny how that worked out

No sympathy for Cutler here. Unlike his kids, he's had plenty of shots.

I think my favorite part about all of this is that Jay Cutler might legitimately be the best quarterback the Bears have ever had.

To be fair what they had last year was Josh fucking McCown and he did pretty well for them.

The last thing Jay Cutler wants any part of is giving a young kid a shot.

Those are some sharp-dressed people. My clothes never look that good.

Rebel without a cause.