So Metta.

Step 1: Take flight to Denver

Exactly...except his constantly wagging tail is on the front side.

Off topic, but does anyone else think its Pubix every time you see Publix?

Do tell!

So, in summary, you don't know and it is not that big of a deal?

EXACTLY. I don't understand why he was on the NFL's radar.

STEVIE!

I'd imagine the implication is that she's a bit of a whore and probably left him with some remnants of her profession.

Nailed it, bro! Immigrants: ruining America for the natives since 1492.

As a man fighting the good fight against a receding hairline, the Prince's situation is truly the worst case scenario. Honestly though, is that really the best he can do? Shouldn't he just pull a Matt Lauer? Is it time to just raze the whole thing and go Bruce Willis for the remainder of his symbolic life? Either…

She's going to fucking kill someone.

Cool story bro!!

Congrats, no one agrees.

YES! Nailed it.

Pass me the cocktail sauce!

Right there with ya, brother...

This will easily be the best NBA show since Saving Private Ryan

It'll definitely be the best NBA show since Saving Private Ryan.

This guy is obviously concerned about the safety and well-being of said animals. Whales can only survive outside of the water for a few hours before the weight of their own body on land essentially suffocates them. Hippos are well known to be extremely territorial and dangerous without provocation - the deadliest…