Now if the plutonium would just cooperate...

So good.

This isn't your older brother's Deadspin anymore, folks...

One thing here (or possibly a pair) is different from the the others...

Hey, well done out there! I actually ended up at Viewhouse on Sunday to watch the games and holy crap, I felt like I was in Vegas. Anyway, like I said, you nailed it.

And the subsequent audience rustle after his "No!" Goddamn, where has this been all my life?

Interesting fact: the term "skid road" originated in Seattle. It was path from the hills that loggers would skid their freshly cut logs down to the mills. Didn't you always wonder?

And Deadspin staff seniority pokes it's slimy head out, if only for a moment, before crawling back into the dark viral sports abyss

Wow Rodney, you're either consumed by your own temper or completely illiterate. Probably both. Cool CAPS usage though, it really added emPHASIS to an already important point.

NAILED IT.

I just can't help but wonder at what point you stop skiing and just start falling

YES!

Nailed it with that CU/CSU Tout video recommendation. Supremely awkward.

Nate, what will you miss most about the political analysis you did for the Times and what will you miss the least?

Naaaailed it!

Naaaailed it!

No Lost Lake? No Hamms? Come on, bro.

As a Nuggets fan, how did Nene turn out for you?