Also the number of explicit Christian references are really starting to irk me. We’re not a theocracy. Don’t use tragedy as an excuse to force your religion on me from your official bully pulpit.

That’s a crazy-*ss troll you’re talking to - and don’t be surprised if he spouts the scream-driven spittle at you (or, like he decided to grace me with this morning, “shut up b*tch” with no commas) if you disagree with him for too long ... regardless of how many facts you’re packing.

So, he knows nothing about the Middle Ages and the “Biblical history” (most of which is not actually history) but to top it all of he apparently has no moral or ethical center and will downplay a horrific mass shooting because of his fealty to gun fetishism.

Someone should ask Abbott if God could make him walk. I mean if he can stop people from getting guns he should help him get out of this chair.

Micro-penis that points straight out. No downward flow. It’s the only possible way...

I’ve never heard a server complain about the customer making their job easier. Leave outside garbage on the table? They’ll bitch. Kids turned the table linens into a recreation of ‘Purple Crayon’? They’ll bitch. Guest left nothing but the change as a tip? I’ll never hear the end of it.

Whenever I go out to eat, I try my best to make myself as low maintenance as possible. Meaning figuring out what I want quickly, if I’m a repeat customer finding out how to order so it can be recorded quickly and easily. (eg: rib eye, medium rare, baker, just butter, no salad, coke) If I ask for something unusual like…

Also, the fully-equipped paramedics are a nice touch.

Reminded me of a gay Republican I met who flat out said that with the GOP he is treated as special and if he were a Dem he’d just be another gay guy and no one would pay attention to him or think of him as special....

No, of course not. More like the ones that keep Australia safe.

We could also eliminate these horrific crimes by just outright legalizing murder. It is clear that the law does nothing to deter them anyway so if we just legalize murder we can all enjoy greater freedom.

In Texas all politicians need is thoughts and prayers not solutions.

Also: KATRINA PIERSON?!?!

For example, she wants to create programs aimed at reentry for people leaving prison. ...

WOW. She speaks like someone who has NO FUCKING IDEA about what the re-entry population faces. The answer to reduced recidivism rates isn’t hiring the formerly incarcerated. It is a multi-faceted approach that includes prevention, diversion AND re-entry. You don’t just automatically hire a population that has spent…

Like, I understand self-hating black people. We all have experience with them kind of niggas. But sometimes you meet or hear about someone who obviously has like one misfiring switch in their brain somewhere. I guess most people have a single piece of bullshit they hold dear for some reason (my mother for example…

Uh okay. She’s pro police transparency AND pro Trump? That’s like being pro chemotherapy and pro cancer. I agree we need less white dems taking black votes for granted.... but this is not the way.

That’s what I thought. She has a very nice butt and if it were me, I’d do the same thing she did. Want to look at my butt? Go for it, it’s very lovely, right? ;)

If you choose to refrain from willful illegal activity, you lessen the chances of being arrested. Meek was arrested on mistaken identity or for jaywalking, he was out doing something incredibly stupid and got into an altercation with someone else to the level of the cops being called.