I’m well into my 40s, and I have to admit to being shocked at this country after electing the racist rapist trump. ALL trump supporters are racist. Every single fucking one.

The only good Michael Williams:

*golfclap*

One of the reasons young people don’t ride motorcycles — other than exorbitant pricing — is that most of the people you see riding motorcycles are men older than me, whiter than me, and fatter than me (and those last two take some serious effort). Not a look anybody aspires to achieve.

Yeah, let’s blame it on those pesky millenials! Let’s not blame it on a range of motorcycles where the lightest weighs as much as the Death Star, the cheapest is still fucking expensive, the most powerful couldn’t pull the dick off a chocolate mouse, the most sporty has the dynamic prowess of a bag of shot badgers and…

Good.

(and take your irritating exhaust pipes with you on the way out of the USDM)

You give people too much credit. People are just monkeys who invented pants. Don’t pretend like we’re better than this. We never have been.

“No Child Left Behind” was a noble idea, but here we are... some of them really should have been left behind.

It was just so long ago. It’s not like we have witnesses, or written records, or pictures, or any real concrete evidence! We’re just asking questions!

So Holocaust denial is back in the mainstream.

“I apologize if anyone was offended by” needs to be a fireable offense all by itself.

The Amish dog sellers (many to pet stores)around the Midwest are the worst, cramming breeder dogs into cages in locked up barns for years and just wearing them out, litter after litter. There’s an awful Boston Terrier guy, notorious for sick dogs, he has hundreds at a time, but the state rules are so lax on inspection…

In my part of California its so bad. There are so many cats and dogs that need homes. It doesn’t help that people who are not professional breeders think they can make a quick buck by breeding their poodle with another breed then call it something cute. There are so many craigslist breeders. And honestly, people need…

Spoiler alert: responsible breeders don’t sell their puppies to puppy stores. A pet store puppy is a puppy mill puppy.

The bill’s passage into law is worrisome for pet store owners who want to somehow stay in business—they argue that the bill lumps responsible breeders in with puppy mill owners

I mean, if the refs are clearly in the bag for the other team, this seems like a reasonable way of protesting. Same result as a forfeit, too.

Fox News Guest Says Trump’s Long History of Alleged Sexual Assault Is ‘Child’s Play’

Boy he really flipped the switch

Easy fix. Tell Ben that you do NOT consent to having the ball thrown at you.