They’re called earplugs. You can go full hillbilly and get some over the ear cans if fashion isn’t your thing.

You pick the dumbest hills to die on

I like Mike - for the most part. He’s just too used to dealing with these white guilt millennials with no life experience treating black folks like faberge eggs. I’m from the hood - no time for that bullshit

Hi Eddie,

Says a hillbilly dipshit who isn’t familiar with the Root. Stick to sprots moran

There’s plenty of fuck you’s to go around - here’s one for you:

I’m outraged at your level of cracker-dom/ness/ality. Basically you’re a dirtbag piece of shit

Also, you keep framing white folks as being timid and effete - I’ll straight up beat your ass.

Dear Black Folk,

“This kind of nonsense is only going to end when persons of color have enough independent wealth and political power.”

I have a homey who’s probably in the top 5 smartest people I know - started off as anti-Trump as the next rational person, but now, is constantly defending him. Mind you, he chases 5-6 Xanax a day with 12-18 really shitty lite beers, so he’s certifiably insane

“We’ll fight for 40 and take nothing less!”

“Income inequality does not matter in rich nations. It has no effect on economic mobility or anything.”

The road ahead requires a fight. We won’t win with weak kneed bitches willing to sell us out at a fucking moments notice for 20 pieces.

That is literal the opposite of whats happening - the entire central point of all my shit is: getting capital into the hands of the working class. Part of that plan is a progressive tax code - significantly more progressive than what we have now. Of course I want you to take your deductions - I want you to take more.…

Home ownership requires capital - not false promises of maybe saving money later. The working class needs access to capital. This is the basic failure of Clintonist economics - this idea that the working class has the same access to capital through inheritance, easy loans, and stock options.

Oh shit. Tough guy here. I’ll be sure to watch my p’s and q’s.

You’re the fucking enemy within. Let me hip you to a harsh reality: mid 5 figures means you aren’t middle class - YOU’RE WORKING CLASS. You are one of us - you will never, fucking ever - I mean lets face it, you’re one foot in the grave at this point, short of the lottery - you ain’t 1%. You won’t even be able to…

“Don’t tear me down just because you can’t be built up”

Fucking renter crying about a mortgage tax. The self-loathing is strong