I would say that the lack of collective bargaining has eliminated most jobs, ALL service jobs, that pay a living wage

“The numbers bear this out. According to BLS stats, only 5% of workers under 25 are in unions.”

No, they have reasons. Like increasing CEO rewards or dividends to shareholders.

They were the highlight of my first trip to Times Square!

Cannot tell you the hilarity of seeing your homeboy selling bean pies. They’re pretty hotep, but they did help some knuckleheads get their shit together.

The comments there are fantastic

Its also taught in American schools. In fact, there are full blown Mandarin immersion programs in elementary schools. ZOMG!!! INDOCTRINATION!!!

Side note: anybody else think radishes taste like dirty feet?

“And yeah, yeah...”well the airlines charge for bags, so of course people will-” Stop. No. No, your kid does not need a “carry on” that they could fucking sleep in.”

If you’re trying to ball - like say, buying overpriced alcohol to impress people - maybe shouldn’t skimp on the tip. A baller wouldn’t.

I say its an asshole tax for anybody shallow enough to pay 500 for a bottle of alcohol.

“Yeah, he actually meant to tip $12.87, and only tipped the extra $1.10 because he’s bad at match.”

Its actually a shitload more responsibility than picking up a pack of socks at Target. Plenty of people, Lena Dunham being a prime example, can barely manage to feed, much less CARE FOR an animal and share space with it. Some people think animals are toys or accessories that you can ditch for a newer, cooler model…

I never really said much about the kids in your restaurant - for the record, I agree with you, not your husband. Also, you’re surprised I didn’t get a joke that only YOU know the punchline to? A joke that has a well-known accepted meaning in society (that dirty hippies aren’t accepted and have to use the rear…

These, along with the general snobbery of the mooks who both work and frequent such places, are reasons why I avoid hipster coffee shops like the plague.

That poor Saab

Anybody who doesn’t like hippies is an asshole. Tata!

From your screen name and the description, I probs wouldn’t eat there

Pee diaper lessens the offense, but no, still not kosher. I dig the “tired and inexperienced” part, but lots of other people are also tired, have their own stresses, and didn’t sign up for diaper duty. Its sort of akin to wiping your own ass in public

What do they do with the dirty diaper?