You know what else didn’t take long? Her hopping right off that disability scooter into the brawl. I guess she drives it on account of her clear mental handicap.

General Hawk Carlisle? That’s pretty much the perfect name of a General.

I really thought this was some sort of dessert pizza, like a brownie dough, chocolate fudge and peanut butter toppings.

Don’t sweat it, bb. He’s still pissed that he was the Young Indiana Jones yet nobody gives a fuck.

I like Karl Urban a lot, and he was super fucking awesome as Judge Dredd. I wish we would get a Dredd franchise with Urban staying on as Judge Dredd.

Whatever, Dredd was fantastic.

The tragedy compounds when you realize that Gramercy Pictures had a choice between either Barb Wire or MST3K: The Movie for their marketing push - and chose Barb Wire, leaving Best Brains twisting in the wind. . . .

I NEED THE CHICKEN AND FISH COMPANION TO START MY OWN MULTISPECIES CRIMINAL GANG!!!

I’m sorry, but the chicken companion mod seems like it is THE BEST

Wasn’t one of his movies for me; it was that bogus 2004 Sci-Fi Channel Special The Buried Secred of M. Night Syamalan. GUH

Big Fat kicked our asses in that war, too.

I would have loved to have seen a salad with 1 quartered garbanzo bean, and 6 whole beets in it.

You posted this entirely accurate answer and yet OP didn't think you did. Apparently because OP said "carapace" and meant "exoskeleton"? I guess?

Yeah, that Thomas bit made me chuckle

or this:

I can really only reply with this:

"Uwe" nailed it.

Could be Radioative Man. Hulk doesn't usually gesticulate like that. That looks more like a "I'm gonna blast you" gesture than a grab'n'smash thing.

Kinda hard to conceal, ain't it?