Isn’t that Harper?

No way. Allison Scagliotti for the win.

Dude.... All the posts on this thread are about a very specific episode of the Simpsons where two aliens run for president. The top image on this page is from that episode. Everyone but you gets the reference. Stop making outraged, asshole comments about a joke you don’t understand.

This brings up an interesting idea. Maybe Herzog should run? His blatant nihilism would be a refreshing balm against all of these smug dummies that think they are doing a good job of convincing us that they are smart. Either that or a minion, I think at this point we deserve a minion.

Every single photo, especially the header, are truly inspired. I have ascended to another realm after that Werner Herzog-induced laughing fit.

That was my thought.

And you, sir or madam, deserve the same.

I know! How can someone be jealous of a loser like Nicole?!

I dunno I am hoping it a plot point about it going out of business or him getting fired forever.

You caught my nefarious plot to be io9 famous! Curses, I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t you meddling commenters and your Kinja too!

Also, Valuemart? What happened to S-Mart?! How am I supposed to shop Smart?

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS LOOKED SO AMAZING! AND WE FINALLY GET TO SEE LUCY LAWLESS! I WANNA SEE ALL OF HER AND JILL MARIE JONES ADVENTURES!

Still trying to figure out why you hate joy

I' ve seen a lot of these people argue that vaccines aren't the reason why diseases like polio and measles have been eradicated. They argue that nutrition and sanitation are the real reasons why. They won't accept the evidence no matter how clear it is and their children will end up dead like this kid.

I’LL TAKE THE CASE

I haven’t been exposed* to this weird couple er ‘scenario’ much, being in Australia, but EVERY TIME I see them on this site, I’m like: ‘creepy-x-files-freak-from-under-the-escalator-NOOOO!!!!’

Personally, I think her parents are the bigger psychos for handing her over to him in the first place. But what do I know? I’m just the ghost of some chicks boobs.

Laura Prepon is seriously fucking gorgeous though.

(yes I know she’s a scientologist. no, I don’t care.)