Isn’t that Harper?

Dude.... All the posts on this thread are about a very specific episode of the Simpsons where two aliens run for president. The top image on this page is from that episode. Everyone but you gets the reference. Stop making outraged, asshole comments about a joke you don’t understand.

This brings up an interesting idea. Maybe Herzog should run? His blatant nihilism would be a refreshing balm against all of these smug dummies that think they are doing a good job of convincing us that they are smart. Either that or a minion, I think at this point we deserve a minion.

Every single photo, especially the header, are truly inspired. I have ascended to another realm after that Werner Herzog-induced laughing fit.

Still trying to figure out why you hate joy

I' ve seen a lot of these people argue that vaccines aren't the reason why diseases like polio and measles have been eradicated. They argue that nutrition and sanitation are the real reasons why. They won't accept the evidence no matter how clear it is and their children will end up dead like this kid.

I’LL TAKE THE CASE

I haven’t been exposed* to this weird couple er ‘scenario’ much, being in Australia, but EVERY TIME I see them on this site, I’m like: ‘creepy-x-files-freak-from-under-the-escalator-NOOOO!!!!’

Mr Stodden is not merely shlubby. He’s creepy as hell. And not just because he’ll always be Eugene Victor Tooms to me.

Personally, I think her parents are the bigger psychos for handing her over to him in the first place. But what do I know? I’m just the ghost of some chicks boobs.

Nah if you want to shop smart, shop S-Mart.

People just don’t understand how hard it is to be a boring white person. Our struggle is great.

Reports out of Alouettes training camp say that Michael Sam was having a hard time adjusting to his role in the 12-man CFL defensive scheme, where teams generally employ a fifth defensive back.

Laura Prepon is seriously fucking gorgeous though.

(yes I know she’s a scientologist. no, I don’t care.)

You know what else didn’t take long? Her hopping right off that disability scooter into the brawl. I guess she drives it on account of her clear mental handicap.

I really thought this was some sort of dessert pizza, like a brownie dough, chocolate fudge and peanut butter toppings.

Don’t sweat it, bb. He’s still pissed that he was the Young Indiana Jones yet nobody gives a fuck.