Well shit negro! That's the only cosplay you had to show me.

There are two types of people in this world: People who like Yuengling and people who are wrong.

Get in line bro.

I think there should be a term for omitting characters. It should be called "Coldhanded". Like "Man, Lady Stoneheart got coldhanded" or "Wow, they coldhanded Arianne?"

I feel like if you can't see yourself doing it[marriage] forever, then just continue dating...

Seriously, let's just stop this right now. Right now. I have had it with the constant articles about this useless, shallow woman. This is a feminist site, yes? Feminist(ish)? Let's empower our women more, and stop promoting stories about a woman who, let's be honest, has done nothing but promote a shallow and…

I was dating this guy for a couple of weeks but hadn't slept with him yet because I was coming out of a bad relationship and wanted to take things slow. He said he was fine with that, but then still would ask if he could stay over every time we hung out. Then the Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup and I was in a good mood…

I was 20 and he was 18. We were dating, but he wanted a girlfriend and I was in college and not ready to commit. We were making out and he unzipped my pants. I told him "ok, we can do this, but I'm still not going to be your girlfriend, we'll just be dating and having sex with each other." And he zipped my pants back…

K, so when I broke up with an ex, I wanted to go through a "slut phase" bc I was really inexperienced and I stupidly thought that if I could get more of this experience, I would then have a one night stand with my ex, and lure him back to me with my sexual prowess.

Both times with the same girlfriend. She let one slip while doing the old 69 right in my face. I couldn't stop laughing. End of sex.

I went on a bad date with a pothead stranger from the Internet, but he was so hot I took him home with me. He proceeded to completely fail at getting hard, and halfheartedly got me off with his fingers. Then he blamed his impotence on 3 things: 1. pot, 2. all the masturbation he had done that day, and 3. porn. …

Real nice way to treat an A-list. I'll be sure to tweet about it,

Terrifyingly long?

any future offspring may well get my last name to prove I can.

I remember reading a book set in a matriarchal society where one character commented to a foreigner, "We trace lineage through the mother's side. One can never be certain who the father is." It was a throw-away line, but it's stuck with me for decades.

That being said, I kept my name when I got married because I'm…

My philosophy, but not something I would die for:

I had sex with a married woman once. I used to date her back in highschool and then she disappeared for a few years. I come back home on vacation to visit my folks to find out she was living in town again. We hooked up that night to hang out, ended up kickin' boots and going our separate ways.

I'm vegan, but I'd be willing to renounce that in a second for some Hamm.

Horrible. Just horrible.