Your first mistake is thinking that the NFL would dare to do something like this.

Can we all just stop for a moment and consider how badly the NFL would ruin a concept like this.

Hey man, leave brett boone alone!

Definitely true, but for the sake of argument, Friedman didn’t make those moves, and he already proved he can make something out of very little money with Tampa Bay. So it’s scary to think how good they could be going forward once they get rid of all the terrible money.

Can’t discount shrewd moves. Chris Taylor, he of the 4.0 WAR, .312/.376/.546 slashline with 13 SBs and starts at five different positions to boot, was acquired last year in a straight-up minor league deal for former top prospect Zach Lee, who never played a game for Seattle before San Diego picked him up on waivers.

I’m a Giants fan, and need I say more? Still, I was glad when the McCourt’s lost ownership, as the caliber of the rivalry had been, somehow, diminished during their tenure. If I’d thought it through, I probably wouldn’t have been so pleased. Even so, the beleagured Giants have played them tough this season, so at…

Except for, you know, the fact that that they’ve been past the “first round” in two of the last four years.

Trump will probably claim credit in a tweet later today.

Their hitting coach Turner Ward, whom Puig kisses on the cheek after every HR would be a good place to start.

Cardinals fans.

But that’s kind of the point here - perhaps sales from those women’s cuts were just way too low and MLB’s “learned their lesson” with regards to such garments for future gimmicky promos.

And, as an aside, my wife loves the unisex shirts she gets from runs. She just cuts them to her liking. What a novel concept.

To be fair, the Josh Phegley ones are totally awesome.

Honest question.

Week 10 of the NFL season features Jets-Browns. I cannot think of a less consequential sporting event.

Still better than going to a Mets game where people want to talk about the fucking Mets.

In his 7th season, he is already the Angels’ all-time leader in career WAR, almost 10 clear of second-place Jim Fregosi(!) who played 12 seasons, and 13 clear of third-place Tim Salmon, who played all 14 of his seasons with the Angels.

Growing up as a baseball loving kid (but not a phillies fans), I think many people around the country fell in love with that team. A bunch of wild characters and fun to watch, and just that total underdog story.

Today is turning into the most depressing edition of ‘Let’s remember some guys’ ever.

Less impressive than Chris Bosh’s cameo: