“Siri, who holds the Midwest League hitting streak record?”

Come on!

Guess the borough:

Sammy Sosa simply refuses to pick a race

4. Nancy Kerrigan. Just seven weeks after getting kneecapped by Tonya Harding’s goons, Kerrigan went out and skated her off in Norway on one knee, only to get a silver medal for it. Silver! FUCK YOU, JUDGES. I didn’t see Oksana Baiul skating out there with half her LCL missing. NANCY WAS ROBBED. I want medals for her…

I thought I heard Kershaw had the 2nd most quality starts in the playoffs. Then again, I don’t know stats anymore, I’m an old man.

Things are shaping up perfectly for a Dodgers-Yankees World Series, a ratings bonanza for Fox executives. This all but locks in a Rockies-Indians series.

And there it is, the most unoriginal comment about a Dodgers pitcher. Glad we got that out of the way

Actually, Charley might have the right idea. Jered Weaver is making $3 million this year to be useless on the mound.

lower back tightness = 4-6 weeks on the DL?

Two obvious takes

I can’t wait for all the articles about how the real reason millenials are so poor is because they don’t use flip phones like this rich fuck does.

What a change of pace, usually it was the Astros’ postseason hopes getting buried in the outfield at this point of the year.

Dearly begloved, we are gathered today...

Well you had to figure that once Gilbert Arenas left DC, arms would be a lot harder to come by.

Wait, the NBA having a competent commissioner is a benefit, but you don’t list the same for the MLB.

Regarding the MLB, they absolutely have the star power right now but are by far the worst at marketing it’s players. I think bringing in a full time Spanish translator is a huge first step and will help fans get to know guys that don’t know English as well. Then is the “history,” teams have been around so long that…

The NBA is light years ahead in having their shit together? Really? This is a league that has two dominant teams and a ton of terrible ones. A league where dominant players can’t earn what they’re worth due to bullshit caps. How exactly does the NBA have its shit together?

Don’t ask me, I voluntarily attend Mariners games.

In America’s largest metro area, the words “KNICKS TICKETS” still have pretty huge pull. A game at MSG is still a pretty great spectacle regardless...and Dolan owns the arena, so fewer lease issues. It also doesn’t hurt that NYC’s other team is circling the bowl.