“What about me?” -Logan Morrison

Since wearing gloves while distributing food is apparently now racist, was Twitter equally quick to drag this racist?

The only way I’m watching an all star game is if it’s cross sport. I want to see basketball players playing hockey, football players playing baseball, hockey players playing chess, etc.

During that awesome Home Run Derby, and the new era of dingerball, I kept thinking to myself, “You know what would make this more fun? Math!”

The Marlins have fans?

It’s going to be weird in a year with Washington fans throwing themselves at Bryce Harper who still hasn’t signed an extension and is getting closer to free agency, and oh god, this team is going to be in the toilet again, isn’t it?

He better come back to defend his crown next year. ASG is in Washington, and Bryce said he’s gonna do it.

One can only hope that Judge will inspire a generation of hulking young men to play baseball instead of destroying their brains by playing football.

Dammit - Aaron Judge might become the first Yankee I’ll grudgingly respect/secretly like since Bernie.

RIP the Marlins shitty ass home run statue. It was never meant for real use.

It’s the a number greater than “all”?

Man, could you imagine how many games he’d miss in a 162 game season?

Why did a trash can magically appear next to that white guy?

Who does he think he is, Zack Hampel?

Wow, all those bandwagon fans that were Red Sox fans ten years ago, and now root for the Cubs must devastated. After all their fandom has followed this guy around for a decade.

To be fair, the only kind of baseball the Rockies play is regular-season, so if they’re going to ever get coverage, it needs to be now.

But did you know hear that tennis player you hadn’t heard of until a few days ago lost? And that cyclist you still don’t know the name of got disqualified?

He has been ranked in the Top 5 Worst Umpires consistantly since 2011:

I’m sure he’s right that in general there has been discrimination, but Joe Torre’s critique of him specifically is 100% accurate. Fuck Angel Hernandez.

This story pissed me off. It reminded me that Angel Hernandez is still an MLB umpire.