Tim Kurkijan is a treasure. I love that he couldn’t help but enjoy himself after Machado drilled that. There are so few in sports media that seem to genuinely enjoy themselves the way Tim does.

Hell yeah Manny. Another step towards ripping up the fucking unwritten rule book.

LeBron’s Cavs did it last year...

Hot take: no NBA team can win a title with a coach who is also GM.

I wouldn’t be able to sing the American lyrics 100%, but close enough to fake it & make it look like I know what I’m doing, so props to the Edmontonians.

Maybe not but we could have CRUSHED Tom Sawyer.

I had no idea this existed until this weekend, and now I’m so glad I do

The Nationals outscored the Rockies 46-29 in a four-game series.

Is Law suggesting that baseball is evolving? If so, I hope he enjoys his suspension.

*dies*

I had to think for a second before realizing that their are two separate horrible sportspeople named Matt Barnes.

Don’t argue with stupid. It’s never fulfilling

So sliding directly into the base with your spikes down and then having the foot pop up naturally from the impact with the base and then the spikes hitting the leg of the second baseman (who said he doesn’t have a problem with the play) is intentional?

Whelp, more honest than Jeff Kent and his wheelies.

So, how many sports writers who were furious that Yoenis Cespedes played golf during the playoffs and drove a nice car to spring training will try to give a pass to Bumgarner because he’s a good ol’ Country Boy?

But who’s going to enforce the unwritten rules while he’s out?

Picture of Madison on dirt bike:

Kill Withey!

Ever been to Utah? You’d dig Provo. I think you could do well there.

How did he go from a 6.41 ERA (!) with 108 K’s at age 32 to a 2.77 ERA with 180 K’s at age 36 with the Cubbies? It’s certainly a head-scratcher.