Something something regular season playoffs.

Ugh. Did this get cross-posted on Jezebel or something?

Lol society failed a gifted, popular athlete with an extremely bright future and a massive multi million dollar contract? Yeah, he drew a really bad hand. If only there was something society could have done for him. More adulation, more opportunities! None of this was his fault. /s

Oh give me a fucking break. Society failed him by making him an idolized millionaire? Get a fucking grip.

Weird that Griffin and Paul scored 51 and a guy who is 51 wound up hitting the game winner.

Still better than the ridiculous idea of starting a runner at 2nd base in extra innings.

Somebody edits this crap?

Did Charlotte do something wrong? She’s lost to every woman on the Raw roster except Dana Brooke in the past three weeks.

This happened with one out in the eighth inning of a tie game. The whole city of Philly just apparently gives no fucks about winning. Pretty glorious, actually.

So let me make sure I have this straight, Ramos is mad because Cabrera celebrated hitting a three run walk-off in the eleventh inning that turned a likely loss into a win. There are very few more exciting things a hitter can do, and Ramos could have prevented it by pitching better. But Ramos feels Cabrera is the…

Be better at throwing balls and maybe they wont get jacked into the next galaxy, dipshit.

God Big Papi is an obnoxious scumfuck.

Reminded me of my girlfriend. She always be tripping during her cycle.

Are you 60 or 20?

Not sure when you were a kid, but but it was pretty wild in the 1980s/90s when Saturday’s Night Main Event was airing. It was hilarious and great.

Stone Cold broke into Brian Pillman’s house and Pillman fired a gun at him. That was in 1998.

Between Edge’s story about being groped in the shower and Matt Hardy’s story about him and Jeff being harassed endlessly until they agreed to always change in his presence, it sure seems like JBL would be a less hostile man if he just came out of the closet.

This pasty Wisconsin team beat a better, blacker Kentucky said in the final four than the one his son’s white guys lost to

“Yeah, no way a team can win a championship with 3 white guys.”

Every time a ball is crushed to that part of the park, Brad Lidge loses a little bit more of his soul.