“Even in the apocalypse, Tom finds a way to keep his edge-up fresh as he tries to saves all the white people from racism.”

“Daddy, why is this song called ‘Windows 95'?”

Also, Carrie Underwood can GTFO with that “women build up other women” shit. That’s the kind of bullshit Kellyanne Conaway tries to pull when people (rightfully) call her out for her terrible positions.

By responding to the initial tweet the way she did, isn’t Carrie Underwood kind of doing what she is criticizing Jessica Smetana for doing? That message is definitely not an attempt to “build up” another woman. Quite the opposite.

Because how else are people supposed to know when theyre ready for some football?

I haven’t seen this one yet, but I just wanted to chime in here and say that in my experience, there’s always been an obnoxious sector of the horror movie-viewing public whose need to go “that’s the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen, it’s terrible” scales up in direct proportion to how much a given movie terrified them…

If you want to be entertained, just go look at the comments from Florio’s post. The mental gymnastics they’re pulling off to convince themselves that this still isn’t collusion would put Dominique Dawes to shame.

I use at least three varieties of bean. Your sensibilities can go pound sand.

The subtext is obvious but it’s worth spelling out that “family-friendly” here is a dogwhistle for “you won’t have to explain to your kids that a professional athlete is upset that unarmed black people are getting murdered by police, in the very unlikely event they even noticed the brief protest to begin with”. Christ.

Man, nothing rustles the hipsters’ jimmies quite like U2. While the idea of any band of that era still trying to put out new music is curious, they had some good songs in their day. Not one of my favorites (and I never owned any of their music), but I don’t quite understand the venom toward them.

I can’t conceive of any universe, with football or without, in which everyone wouldn’t hate Dallas.

Ah yes, football: the great unifier. Why, if it weren’t for football the fine folks from Boston and Indianapolis would be bitter enemies and everyone would hate Dallas. God blessed the United States with many things but chief amongst them is football and we are all better for it.

Sometimes in the evening I hit a little THC and sit in genuine, silent astonishment that Donald Trump is the current president of the United States.

I hope our brave FIRST RESPONDER (ret.) was not injured while bravely defending our freedom!

Well it’s Florida, so he was probably just standing his ground against those violent trucks!

Arrested for Speaking Jove.

“I Keep Forgettin’,” “You Belong To Me,” and this. Michael McDonald was the “blackest” white guy of my childhood. Daryl Hall came in second.

Incredible lyrics, and such a sad song for anyone that’s been through this sort of thing, yet the music and overall arrangement seems to suggest otherwise. Top notch songwriting right here, no doubt.

This proves that Trump loves the support that he receives from all of his tighty whiteys.

How the fuck is this numbnuts in charge of anything?