That’s Jennifer Coolidge.

Doctors hate her, but that’s unrelated.

“The clickbait is coming from inside the house!”

There’s this current of underlying self-awareness to a lot of the present-era AVClub’s clickbait that leaves me unsure if the author is rolling their eyes and laughing or barely able to see the screen through their tears.

She thought her experience would become clickbait.  You won’t believe what happened next.

For a sec I thought you were proposing a sequel to Harold and Kumar.

It’s like the famous quantum physics thought experiment: If you put a cat inside an airtight, lead-lined box, will it jack itself off normally or abnormally? The answer, of course, is both, until you open the box and see for yourself. I believe it’s called ‘wankfunction collapse.’

For me it’s Beatles: All These Years, Volume 2.

As an American, I’m still trying to wrap my brain around the idea that a city actually took time to build spaces for pedestrians and cyclists instead of just saying “fuck you, get a car”

And Ghost Bill should learn to keep his fingers to himself.

Only if the name of Bill Ghost has his finger taken off it.

This looks so bad, the ghost of Bill Finger is asking for his name to be taken off it.

The staccato in her speech made each of those claps exist and not exist at the same time. Sharon Reed just invented Schrodinger’s Clapback and should be up for the Nobel Prize in Physics for that shit.

If there is one game im super jelly about being a X1 exclusive its Cuphead.

Nintendo: No one could come up with a worse name for a console than Wii U.

disagree completely, this is the first game that it’s actually usefull, when you touch the right stick it turns off the motion, so it’s pretty handy to use the stick and just fine tune with the motion, aiming at specific parts is much easier

That doesn’t look like anything to me.

The apple doesn’t fall far from the Bush.

This is the right wing, in a nutshell. I’m so sick and tired of hearing how they give a fuck about the people of this country and how it’s the evil elites on the left who are the real villians. The right care about power, holding power and using it to fuck over as many people as possible before they lose it. Fuck…

While most people can agree that something else is better than missionary, they can't agree on what that thing actually is.