@Duuuuuuude: Get it's number? Half the Saints consummated a relationship with the Annabel Chong.... er, I mean Vince Lombardi trophy tonight.

@Megamoppy: Cos is a crotchety scold these days (he should probably earn royalties on that Pants on the Ground song), but he gets a lifetime pass for Himself and Fat Albert. And even as a scold, he produced 'Bill Cosby Talks to Kids About Drugs', which, Kids: Protip: is the funniest thing ever, when you're high and a…

@mikomi15: Can't we just be adults? It's a name, people. A name.

I would love to have some idea of how much time it took to run these simulations. Loved the article. I haven't played a football sim since the 2K days, but I love how for the most part these simulations aren't that unrealistic, even when the situations are. And I love how Owen brings a sports reporter's eye to what at…

@deanbmmv: Well I nominated for COTW with a note that it might be more appropriate for a speakup. I'm not a big hashtag user myself, but I do like what they've done with that one.

@deanbmmv: Have you thought of adding a 'speakup' tag? Not sure if Kotaku would run your comment as an article as it's largely a link to the forum, but the guide is incredible, and it deserves the exposure.

@hazelnut:

@Manly_McBeeferton: Well at least you're being civil. I added the last bit after scanning through the comments posted while I typed the rest. I've had an HD set for about 3 years, and I bought it shortly after buying my 360. But there are commenters blaming people for being unable to read the text in their game,…

@sentroshi: Check out Mr. Peanut's Na'vi-skin leggings! Rrowr!

Isn't this still affecting half of all console owners? This was somewhat understandable early in the console generation (Dead Rising), and at least Rare had the decency to patch Banjo Kazooie Nuts & Bolts. This doesn't affect me, and by all means, if you can afford to upgrade to HD, it's great. But to show such…

@TheVegetarianBurgerKing: I think Captain Planter is scrumptious.

@YellowBanana: I love my 360. And it's the only console I currently own. But if I were sitting on $300, I'd be tempted to buy a PS3 and hope for red rings, if I had any time left on the 3-year RROD warranty.

@ceilingFANBOY: I agree. Planet Earth is beautiful, and because it's shot on HD video cameras rather than film, the images are uncannily clear. And the quality of the camera work, research, music and voiceover would make it a must see documentary even on a 19" black and white set. Must own.

@deanbmmv: Brilliant, Dean! Looks like all that advanced research in starred vs. unstarred commenting has paid off. Really a must read for new visitors, and I feel motivated to have some of those delicious #hashtags for breakfast in the morning.

@TheVegetarianBurgerKing: Like Beckham.

@rayne117 - Is Done Achievement Whoring: I was so excited when I figured out blocks would not be falling! A wonderful tribute to and deviation from the tradition that extends from Tetris through Lumines. And $3 out of the $5, which is a steal, btw, goes to charity. Well done.

My budget for games is busted until FFIII arrives to make me chagrin from ear to tear, so I'll be Returning to Ostagar, playing some 1 vs. 100 and fitting in some Chime.

@Chicken Pawks: Penis is the new liver.

@Pheermee: Oh man, to this day if my computer freezes up at work and I have to try 'turning it off and on again', I feel like Mr. Resetti is going to come for me. I do think the Mr. Resetti character, while perhaps the most aggravating character ever, is brilliant. Kudos to whoever came up with that, I've not seen…

@yantelope: Camn't taghk... migh mouf id full ov seamen...