@Kobun: You're only punishing yourself with this senseless boycott.

@Kobun: Really, I would be giving it to her more so my kids and their stepsister can play (they can Xbox when they're with me), but I'm not bothered that she'll enjoy it, too.

@jayislost: I can't believe he had the audacity to use Mario 3 and 'meh' in the same breath like that. If it's like Mario 3, why didn't he buy 2 copies?

@Outkastprince: I even get a thrill from 0g achievements. I think that makes me an achievement slut.

@OmegaSpartan08: Female assassins seem like a no-brainer, but the problem is, with all the ass in assassin, there's no room for tits.

@Sonira - Katamari on the Wings!: I rarely eat breakfast cereal, but Cinnamon Toast Crunch is amazing. When I was a kid, in the 80's, it seemed that all the great, iconic cereals had already been created. Sure, new cereals came and went (especially crap versions of Cap'n Crunch in marketing tie-in shapes), but there…

@jayislost: If he can realize this concept it could be life-changing. I'm a little skeptical and want to know more about the image recognition, and how practical it is to focus the projector on the fly, but just an amazing presentation.

I'm thinking of giving my Wii to my ex-wife so my kids have a gaming system when they're with her. It hasn't been connected to the TV in three months. My only real regret would be not being able to play through New Super Mario Bros. Wii and Super Mario Galaxy 2. But I think it's better to miss out on the occasional…

@LuckyAoi: I don't think I've played anything all week. I've just been too busy or too tired. Unacceptable. At the minimum I'm going to squeeze in some Miner Dig Deep to break the cycle.

@EighthR: Things were better back in the day when it was simply The Kotaku Airplane.

@Trey: I don't even want... none of the above.

@Wolfnave: I can always go for some Super Mario Bros. 3, in fact, I have a Famicom edition Game Boy Micro that I use almost exclusively as a SMB3 player.

@TheMightyEthan: I'm with you, I'd even pay for a premium [Last.fm] account if it would allow in-game streaming.

@csanders984: Don't forget to date-rape a stripper named Cinnamon.

@csanders984: Don't forget to date a stripper named Cinnamon.

@jslizzle: There's actually a CG Smurfs movie in pre-production, from the director of Beverly Hills Chihuahua, the Scooby Doo movies and Big Momma's House. If rumors are true, John Lithgow will play Papa Smurf, and the great Wallace Shawn will lend his voice to Gargamel.

@Archaotic: Granted, the writing was better, but the story was on the level of Bionic Commando, some serious 80's cheese. But a seriously fun game.

@robotco: The earliest game in the series Totilo has played is FFIX, if memory serves. That's right, no VI, no VII. His credibility will be all right. It's not like he lied about it, or tried to pass himself off as an expert on the franchise.

@Koztah: Now I can't wait to have french fries to try that out. Having lived in Germany, I'll have a German sausage with curry ketchup from time to time.

@Kenny: Mmmmm, I love colons!: Ugh! Splash damage! Splash damage!