@'360 Fanboy: They could even include an optional effect to make your tracklist sound like it's being played over the P.A.

@(Zombie) Jolan: *speaks softly so as not to shame (Z)J*

Hai Owen!

Bats had Morgan Freeman up nights making sure there was a slashfic player crammed into the cryptographic sequencer. Poor Morgan Freeman. Oh well, he'll get his revenge with some disdainful narration, eventually.

@Freyar: Well, it could have been better, but sometimes any excuse will do to hear the Batman theme. I'm also a fan of songs that emulate its feel without the campy vocals, like Johnny Hit and Run Paulene by the great X.

@(Starman) AnalysisDialysis: That would technically be ephebophilia.

@MrBionic: 42 new from $18.46, 37 used from $10.94 on Amazon. The thing I appreciate about the HD-DVD player is that it's small, so I can keep it and my small but beloved collection of movies without much hassle.

@MrBionic: When you can, do yourself a favor and get the Planet Earth set on Blu-Ray. It's the most amazing thing you can watch on an HDTV. I know, I watch it regularly on my 360 HD-DVD player (facepalm).

@(Zombie) Goldwings: Hmmm... so is it the same star or a different one each time? Could it... even be deanbmmv's star? And if so, did he lick it too?

@breadtruck: "They have no mercy on that here or infanticide. Refuse christian burial. They used to drive a stake of wood through his heart in the grave. As if it wasn't broken already."

@umalt: What about Arcade Mania?

A moment of silence for the Bashcraft RB:B commercial double post. We hardly knew ye.

@Vecha: Tired of America's Solution to Health Care.: They could have said Arkham Asylum would never be released for the Wii, but they pointedly didn't. They told us what we already know.

@The one and only TaggarT6: I'm not wearing any panties.

@TaggarT6: Planet Earth, bro. That is all.

@mintycrys is HOT for Bayonetta: I'm looking forward to the war IRL: it's nothing but good for consumers. In the comments, I could do without comments like Sam_Lowry's, below. I love my 360, but Greenberg and Iwata's comments are out of touch. The PS3 offers the most value at the $300 price point, and Nintendo…

Kekekeke! Seriously though, the 360 ads missed out on including 'Ring a Bell'... inexcusable.

@TitillatedOcelot: Or you could just use Steam.

@iRaybot: I'm pretty sure Lucasreis lives in Brazil.