The thing that always horrifies me about her patients is that so often, they have seen other doctors, but those doctors did nothing, nothing to remove these because, you know, they could continue to simply exist with these nodules, growths or protuberances sticking out of them. Yeah you assholes, thoughts and prayers,…

Damn straight there’s not. The question is, do we want to be playing defense or offense?

If there is some reason you feel you must bathe your cat this should be a decision you make while the cat is still a kitten.  Semi-frequent bathing in the first six to eight months of a kitten’s life is best.  If a kitten learns not to fear water then it will be easier when it is an adult. The same it true of taking…

Jail. His. Ass.

Tom Cruise sucks but also I appreciate that he’s taking this seriously.

There’s so much to unpack when it comes to Americans deciding that other countries should overthrow their governments because we somehow know what’s best for the people of another nation? That’s just a new brand of colonialism, and it’s gross.

It’s a little uncanny valley but damn I understand the sentiment. 

I voted by absentee ballot and dropped it off at Town Hall two weeks ago! Straight democratic ticket for me, but I'm from one of the bluest states. They were predicting 78% for Biden, which seems low. 

Waving from a couple with both ADHD and from a culture with a polychronic perception of time! 

*waves in ADHD, undiagnosed until mid-thirties*

Seconded!

The blind squirrel found a nut today.

I had it with Phil a long time ago but have to agree with him down to the letter regarding people being late. 

Someone on twitter called them the Frankenstein Project - a group of mad scientists that created the monster now rampaging throughout the countryside, who have picked up torches alongside the townsfolk to destroy their own creation.

I don’t like to make fun of looks, because for the most part it seems like a loser move. But I have heard that at 20 you have the face you’re born with and at 60 you have the face earn. If that’s true? Someone’s been killing people because ye Gods! I kid, that face is 90 percent fake. She is a walking ad against…

I have a skinny, pointy nose and as a result I cannot wear a mask without breathing directly into my eyes. To solve this, I made a thick neck gaiter with enough fabric so that I could roll the edge under my eyes to close the gaps. Also because it’s a neck gaiter, my breath can go downward towards my neck more easily.…

BIg bold magic marker: “NOT FOR SALAD!!!”

This is wrong. Herd immunity is a thing for vaccinations and masks. Both protect the people around you much more than they protect you.

Aw, thank you!

Yay IndianaJoan! Always loved your story! Well deserved.