This is not a new trend at all though. See every reality show ever starting around the early aughts, or maybe even the first Real World. Assholes love to be all “I’m just keeping it real. If I admit I’m an asshole it’s totally fine.”

Oh yeah, the old, “How can you be mad at me, I’m an asshole but at least I admit it!” Like this makes you so evolved.

I’ve noticed this trend lately of people using self-awareness as some kind of excuse for being awful. Like, “I may be a complete self-centered asshole, but I admit it so it’s okayyyyyy” as if owning up to something erases any moral responsibility or reason to improve. Julie Klausner strikes me as one of those people…

Yeah, my opinion of Klausner is rapidly changing. I get that she’s snarky and sarcastic (as am I) but this feels really low. I can’t tell if she’s being sincere that they have some sort of weird history but if I found out that some girl who was rude or weird to me at a social event years ago was beaten I wouldn’t…

My friend’s boyfriend used to joke about giving himself the “peppermint patty” with Dr. Bronner’s on the nethers.

I use the Trader Joe’s Tea Tree Tingle body soap and I think of it that way on my nether regions as well! Needless to say...I love it.

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

When I was 6, my grandparents came from Eastern Europe to come visit us in Texas. They didn’t speak a lick of English. My grandfather would go for a walk daily, and on New Year’s Eve, he went for his walk and didn’t come back. We found him 24 hours later - apparently he’d sat down in a park and took a nap, and lost…

This isn’t just photoshop, this is bad photoshop.

Bernie should get the nomination, and you should vote for him in the primary. As much as Hillary can plaster on a smile and tack left as needed, she does not care about your problems and never will. She has been on the wrong side of just about every hot-button issue until it was politically expedient to switch. And…

I’m imaging crutches dude has been stringing every other guy along but in his heart he really loves the middle dude in underwear and the guy in the tie just figured it out and is about to tell everyone else about them.

I’m writing this woman in for president.

Somewhat disappointed he didn’t run into busy traffic? I applaud trolling via mirrored behavior. This lady is troll level 9000

Go, Jace. You have bigger and mightier balls than that piece of crap will ever have.

Ballsy as fuck. I’m actually kind of choked up by how brave that was.

To be honest, I’ve spent so much of my life angry at the basic injustices inherent to both this country and the human condition that I think I’ve transmogrified that feeling into something akin to a fuel source.

Two things. 1. Apparently, there are scores of people who both leave their children unattended in retail establishments and think there is something wrong with the poor souls who work there informing them that they can’t do that. It’s possible that jezbanned or others reading this are those people and if responding…

What a sad little life jezbanned must have.

It’s not their job.

When I was a kid, ‘free range kids’ meant walking with three other neighborhood friends the mile to school. Primarily so we wouldn’t be alone but also because our parents all worked and without our quest for independence, would have had a hard time juggling their schedules.