Try Nexplanon. It goes in your arm so your uterus isn’t all “WTF is this shit?! GET IT OUT!”

Honestly, the thing that did the absolute most in the world to reduce my very very very bad cramps was the Mirena IUD. I went from taking 10-20 advil on the worst days of my period to taking, like, 2. Plus, going from nasty black clots of blood to most just pink spotting. Sorry if that’s way TMI. (However, on the…

That’s my reason, too. That, and the fact that my gyno is 90% sure I have endo, which could be a problem, and the fact that, hey, it’s having a foreign body stuck up in there! It’s kind of a serious procedure!

Aren’t they darling? I guess they’re sort of like very tiny kangaroos:

I feel like there needs to be a corollary to that law about being incompetent on things that don’t directly affect or harm you personally, but competent on things that do. Like when managers are fantastic at preventing anyone from accidentally working into overtime, keeping track right down to the minute, but not so…

wigapus

Luxurious Combover

Fuckface Von Clownstick

HA! That’s awesome. My cats sometime include little ‘asides’ when I’m writing emails, but never FB.

Koko stealing and wearing the glasses killed me!

I remember Robin Williams meeting Koko back in the day. Here’s the video. Koko fell in love with him. So cute.

KARA, HELP US. IS THIS SHADE?

Hell, I’d hire you just so I could holler, “Hey, don’t be such a boob punch, Tina!” at you all day. Seeing your user name always makes me happy!

Watermelondreas unite!

As the exhausted patient of a dental practice that blasts Christian music, has Christian “art” everywhere, and whose employees ask me occasionally what church I go to, I say with excitement, sue their Christian asses out of business.

I’ll give you everything up to stand-up. That shit is a lot older than white appropriation of black culture...

Typical monster’s reaction to people:

This also sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen.

While I’m not angry at the nudity in general, nor I am at the nudity of toddler, this is clearly a sexualized nudity context, so I find it totally inappropriate for a toddler.